NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES!
Due to the hard economic times and otherwise depressing state of the world today, all personnel will now be required to at least look happy while working.
Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.
Workloads getting to you?
Feeling stressed?
Too many priorities and assignments?
Here is the new low-cost, company-approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!
Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands. (See Fig 1.)
Fig 1.
Assemble items as shown in Fig 2.
Fig 2.
Apply as shown in Fig 3.
Fig 3.
Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face!
The Management
The Management
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18 comments:
I am so sorry but I wasn't able to print out your address you sent me for the giveaway. I was in the process of hooking up my new computer and lost it somehow. Could you send it to me again. This time my printer is hooked up and ready.
Oh that looks like a fun place to work. Now I miss my job.
That was a good one.
Ouch!
I really needed that last week...but I will keep it in mind shoul things go south again this week.
I bet that would work in families as well.
I'm putting together several RIGHT NOW!!
I'll be making one of those at my desk first thing in the morning!!!!! Although, if another d*%# phone solicitor calls me, all bets are OFF!!!!!!!
Ha Ha!
I need to make one of those! :)
I'm wearing one right now and I've suddenly become very popular.
So so funny : ). That's how I feel when I go to my office. Like I need a fake smile because it is all so bewilderingly depressing. Is bewilderingly a word?
Well, it helped me smile! LOL...
How many of those will my stimulus rebate buy?
HA!
I think I will make one of these for my homeschool teaching table......what the heck, my kids already think I've lost my mind!!!!! :)
I am sooo in need of this ! What a great idea. Ima get me one!
Is this technique proven to work with teenagers as well? I'm thinking maybe with a super heavy duty rubber band?
LOL!
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