Important Women's Health Issue

* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
* Do you suffer from shyness?
* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?
If you answered yes to any of these questions,
ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better
and more confident about yourself and your actions.
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness
and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits
of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regiment
of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that
prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past
and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone.
Women who are pregnant or nursing should
not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't
mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged
to try it.
Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke
WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you
think you are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you
to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you
to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you
think you can logically converse with members of
the opposite sex without spitting.


Ask your doctor or pharmacist if
Margaritas are right for you.

TGIF and have a great weekend everyone!

(thanks Sissy for the email and google for the images!)

Take Charge

Are you tired of sitting unnoticed on the sidelines while others are picked?

Try the latest scarf fashion and you too will be the center of attention!

Schedule your yearly mammogram ladies.

Do it for the loved ones in your life.

Have a great weekend everyone!

email pic from mona

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

Another Email I just had to share!

A Brand new edition of...
'You know you're a redneck when......?

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. You think 'The Nutcracker' is a vice on the work bench.
6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
12. Your grandmother has 'ammo' on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean ?
20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say 'Cool Whip' on the side.
24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal*Mart.
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.

And Finally ....

Overalls that fit!!!

Have a great week-end folks!

Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th, also known as Friday 13 or Friday the thirteenth, has been considered as a day of bad luck in various countries for many years. However, contrary to popular belief that Friday 13 is an unlucky day, it is actually regarded as a lucky day by some people and in some cultures.
Black cats are often associated with Friday the 13th. timeanddate.com But I love cats no matter the color. I guess the black ones will get a bad rap today!
The number of times Friday 13 occurs in the Gregorian calendar varies each year, from once a year to three times a year. Friday 13 occurs three times in 2009 – on February 13, March 13 and November 13. Friday 13 occurs only once in 2010 – August 13.


As for me~ I am not superstitious so the 13th is just another day even if it is on Friday.

I love Fridays no matter the date...and right now I am just lucky enough to be waiting for beerthirty!

Have a great weekend everyone!



NNG

Whew!

Whew! It's been a Crazy Week!

It's Friday

TGIF

Have a splendid weekend too!

Friday Chills

I found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to you , as it was to me, and it's very well written.

'WINTER'
A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre...

'SHIT, It's Cold !'
The End

Have a "warm" weekend folks!

Friday Joy!

Have a great weekend Ya'll!!

I Love Fridays and....

Love to All!!

Happy Friday!

Hello All and Happy Friday!

I bet you all have been wondering where I have been? I have been on vacation since the day before Thanksgiving. How cool is that? And the reason I have not posted I bet you are asking???? Well, I live in the land of dial-up. Should I say more? Hope to change all that after the first of the year. No...I'm not moving from the big woods...Do you think I'm nuts? Not even dial-up can make me leave the big woods!

But I did want to check in and say hello. I'll be going back to the land of high-speed on Monday, so I will be posting more from work. Right now I am at our trusty local library using their high tech Internet-speed!

I hope everyone is getting into the holiday spirit. I know I am! With the help of Little T, I have the tree up and trimmed, CdubbleU strung those tacky big bulb lights on the house! It's awesome! LaLaLaLaLa-La La La!

I am off to our local elementary school after this post. I have a lunch date with Little T. Having lunch with a fifth grader is something everyone needs to experience at least once! Little T likes to show me off to his friends, so I will be on my best behavior. After all...Would you expect any less from the Queen of all Trades?

Have a super duper week end everyone!