Important Women's Health Issue

* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
* Do you suffer from shyness?
* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?
If you answered yes to any of these questions,
ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better
and more confident about yourself and your actions.
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness
and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits
of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regiment
of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that
prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past
and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone.
Women who are pregnant or nursing should
not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't
mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged
to try it.
Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke
WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you
think you are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you
to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you
to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you
think you can logically converse with members of
the opposite sex without spitting.


Ask your doctor or pharmacist if
Margaritas are right for you.

TGIF and have a great weekend everyone!

(thanks Sissy for the email and google for the images!)