PLEASE TAKE HEED!!!
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves?
Well, my thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs are these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.
And then the thieves struck again.
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched.
One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary. My body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story.
Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee!
Those "plastic" surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something "lifted", look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX!
This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs.. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
I thought this was too "important" not to pass on. Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart. Always remember to laugh!! Helps the heart AND the wrinkles!!
P.S.S. Those same thieves came in my closet and shrank my clothes! How do they do it?
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves?
Well, my thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs are these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.
And then the thieves struck again.
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched.
One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary. My body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story.
Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee!
Those "plastic" surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something "lifted", look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX!
This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs.. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
I thought this was too "important" not to pass on. Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart. Always remember to laugh!! Helps the heart AND the wrinkles!!
P.S.S. Those same thieves came in my closet and shrank my clothes! How do they do it?
(email from Sissy)
20 royal remarks:
Those dirty b@$t@rd$!
Thank you for allieviating my fears and keeping us abreast of the news.
I too, am a victim of the butt switch and being left with boobs pointing south! it's a crime against humanity, I just know there is corporate crime behind this, surely a push up bra and butt lifting panty company is behind it!
Why those bastids!
Oh my stars Noe Noe...this explains SO much! Here I thought that my body was playing tricks on me. Thank you for the enlightenment - rotten bastard plastic sugeons!!!!
Thanks for a great start to my day. Hope you had a lovely Thanksgiving my friend! And don't let those stealing,lying thieves tell you that the gravy is distorting your body! Au contraire...gravy actually TIGHTENS muscles and skin!
xoxoxo
Well it must be a far-ranging crime ring. Same thing is going on here in Connecticut!
You mean my paranoia about thieves in the night has some legitamacy? Haha. This is hilarious.
Oh my gosh. I laughed so hard : )
Love Becky who has super fat thighs that no one wants to steal! Darn it!
I missed you girl! What!? The nerve on them! Cowards. They would find out that everyone knows the parts are yours and bring them back.
Hilarious post. Thanks for making my day.
I missed you girl. What!? The nerve on them! They would soon discover that everyone knows that the pretty parts belong to you and call the cops on them.
Hilarious post dear.
It's happening here in Washington too...damn.
Hahhahahahaha!!!
I think I may be a victim too.
They must have hit our houses the same night. Dirty, rotten scoundrels!
I swear my body morphs every day. It's beginning to tick me off!
This is hilarious!
Funny! Yes, I'm quite familiar with those thieves myself!
I am so glad you had the courage to speak out!! the same thing has happened to me and now I too can say it out loud
thank you ;)
Golly gee, now I know what happened to my totally smooth face! Whew, I'm so glad to know where it went! Think if I report the thrift the police and recover it??? Heeehehehe!!! You crack me up girl! :o)
Ya'll have a wonderfully blessed and beautiful 'fall' day!!!
Here on the west coast, they have "tucked" someone else's belly on top of mine. I still have my boobs, but I'm pretty sure at least one of my chins is from Virginia!
Oh my... they have been to my house too!!
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